逃离地球

蓝色的大块头就是个Jb活该被地球人抓，尼玛最不要脸的是被抓了还要来怪被他赶走的人，讲他没有帮助他，尼玛是你喊人家滚的，我怕人家还要死皮赖脸的扒到你，帮助你哦。尼玛你以为你是那个哦，人家担心你的安全，你还一脸不在乎，瞧不起人家，尼玛要是没得他你早就死了几百八十回了，还裘皮人家只是坐在控制室里面按一按。只有蛮力得Sb，活该被地球人抓，还去救他搞毛按，尼玛让他死在那点一了白了。尼玛看到他都让人作呕，恶心得要命。自大狂一个，就该为自己的行为付出代价。还要那个家儿子也是个sb，盲目崇拜，不尊重自己父亲，自己手废，闯了货还不敢承认，他那个sb叔叔自己自大活该被抓还怪他爹，尼玛你到底是那个生的哦，是你爹被他赶走的诶，尼玛他活b该好不好。尼玛jb sb 一大群，直接看不下去，尼玛那个sb星球还把他当英雄，狗屁，每次出任务，光荣都被他占了，从来都没得人想起在背后出力的那个人，尼玛要是没得他那个sb早就死了好不，还嘲笑背后工作的那个人，哼，怎么会有这种星球上的人，全他妈脑袋被狗啃了，全sb。尼玛太贱了，直接看不下去，虽然剧情很精彩，但是这种sb设定直接d讨人骂，骂到一半就没力气看了。我操。jb！，，，，，，，

此片絕對是犯二一級棒噠片子。
劇情俗套。
製作粗糙。
除暸Jessica Alba外其他全是二流三流來混事兒噠。
眞不是我說其實挺無聊。
最值得5顆星兒噠是那三個大眼兒小外星人。
其他尤其是那個大壯塊兒藍腦袋那位。
簡直是二到家暸。
711是來贊助這個片子暸麼...
整體感覺挺一般。
和甚麼怪物電力公司、甚麼美食從天降、甚麼噠差遠啦。
但是小朋友看看還是可以噠。

我一直都是深信外星人的存在的，在这样一个无穷神秘的宇宙当中，我们人类这种渺小的生物凭什么说只有地球才能生存物种。

所以那些档案中记载的各种飞碟坠落一定都和影片里面一样，就是他们着陆失败了，他们只是来探索这个未知的星球，dark planet。

我记得《第十放映室》里面盘点那些外星人电影的时候有一段话的意思是：我们不停的派飞船探索太空，向太空播放外星语希望和外星人交流。结果外星人来了，我们却要把他们消灭。这些负面影响都是好莱坞大片带来的。

你怎么知道外星人不是和平来访。

我是一个很喜欢看动画片的人，所以这部电影无论从情节还是画风都只能说一般，很多地方说教意图很明显，后半段出来了一只嘻哈老鼠的笑点还是挺多的。星期五的夜晚，美国人都是拖家带口来看，但是貌似只有我和我同学笑的最开心...

尽管这部电影一般，但是相比于那些坑爹的真人片，动画片永远都是我心中的一片净土，一种质量的保证。

动画片的质量，平均起来总是比真人拍摄的制作要精良。该片细节、场景、角色性格刻画，十分的细腻。
该片的结构极其完整，铺垫、深入、翻转式的高潮，颂扬真善美，鞭策假恶丑。标准的好莱坞娱乐美剧模式，因足够标准，也就缺少了突破。
让我想起我的老弟，兄弟情深，而又争执不已，互相关怀，而又常常互相揶揄，呵呵，过年了，要和老弟好好喝一杯。
与家人同观，喝点茶，嗑点瓜子，轻松快乐。

Well, now it gets me thinking - Was it a good thing that I didn't get to see this animation in theatre during Beijing Film Festival, which, as an indeed and honest matter of fact, was one of the few films I genuinely wanted to see? Would I have liked it better if I did? Surely the outcome, visual and audio, must be much better than what I just experienced on my pc. However, I believe there's not much doubt that I may have still disliked the film, to my surprise.

Where does the "to my surprise" come from? The script of this film is the very first one in English that I ever read, thus naturally it means something to me. Plus, looking back to it now after reading dozes and varieties of them, I'd think this one isn't so bad, at least adventurous and fun. In a word, a good script. - That's exactly why my disappointment starts. - If it's really bad otherwise, we wouldn't be talking about it right now.

In my strong opinion, the performance of a script, despite literally just in words, is the very key that determines the quality of a film, since it lays the foundation, the story. Many projects start with fancy, brilliant ideas/concepts that wow crowds, yet when it comes to its script where the story is plotted and presented in details, it falls directly flat on the face. However, in the case of ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH, it does have a good story -an outer-space adventure that saves the universe and bonds the family closer - despite being slightly cliche. BUT, never ever in my life that I've thought that it would or could turn out like this - rushy, noisy, if not too foolish - that I didn't bother lifting the corners of my mouth to make something even closer to a smile, let alone a laugher.

Well, you can say the absence of a smile/laughter may come from my pre-knowlodge of having read the script, fair enough and I agree. However, it's not the plot or the core of the literal story that disappoints me, as I previously said it's not a bad one. But it is the the outside, the rest of the artistic creation that does the crappy job, if not annoys me heavily.

First of all, who is this animation targeting at? Kids between 5 years old to 12 years old, in other words, pupil? I have no further argument if the producers nod yes to that question, because it certainly looks that way, with mini characters which seem exactly like an alien branch of ants, and the doll-house alike settings. - If it doesn't target at that range of audience, then the art work has definitely failed enormously.

My second problem with the film is its rushy pace, which makes it super noisy. Those funny bombs I was interested in when reading the script somehow turn into mediocre gum bubbles that blow flat and sticky. Plus, I found myself being dragged headless to listening to endless rows of characters who never stop talking about nothing but nonsense, which wore me out. I'm just so confused that I want to yell out in the middle of this film, "Why the hell are you rushing breathless?" Does "rushing" mean "fast-pacing" in the dictionary of the director? Slow down and take a breath, will you?

这部动画片还是挺有意思的，主题比较大胆，内容比较丰富，电影节奏也比较快，故事是站在一个全宇宙的角度上，将外星人塑造成一群人性的集体，他们有家庭，也有亲情，有高傲自大和超级英雄主义，还有内部矛盾，而恰恰又把人类描述为一群自私，贪婪，霸权主义者，他们将外星人沦为人类的奴隶，并想称霸宇宙，而被禁锢的外星人开始团结一致，运用自己的头脑和行动，去拯救自己家园和亲人。电影虽然有许多讽刺人类的成分在里面，但是还是有一定道理的，人类不停的去挖掘开采宇宙中的资源，虽然能带动人类前进，但是人类的贪婪和霸气主义只会给宇宙带来不和谐。但毕竟还是动画片，主要以娱乐为主，能让我们放松大笑就行，电影当中还是有许多笑点地方，除非是我笑点低，哈哈。