长篇影评
1 ) 隐私作古的年代
朋友发给我一串奇怪的代码,说是在Google里搜索,可以看到全球各地的监控镜头。据朋友说,运气好的话可以看到泳装美女。我很是心动,赶紧依法而行,不过我的运气显然并不太好,没有看到比基尼少女,只看到几个在韩国小店里吃饭的大老爷们,还有在瑞士一个仓库旁撒尿的小狗。
但是这已经足够让我兴奋的了,在别人毫不知情的状况下偷窥他们的生活,这种快感真是无可言喻。
弗洛伊德说,每个人潜意识中都有偷窥他人的欲望。所以偷窥的历史可谓悠久。从“东邻之女窥于墙”的年代开始,从林中猎人偷窥出浴的阿尔忒弥斯开始,任何一个时代任何一个民族,都不可避免地有偷窥的现象发生。
在中国,偷窥更是有着悠久的传统。譬如我一直怀疑,“凿壁偷光”很可能偷的是春光,当然,这已经无法考证。有据可循的是,在中国最伟大的小说《红楼梦》里,贾宝玉便因偷看到薛宝钗雪白丰腴的“膀子”,欣喜不已,浮想翩翩。辽国大臣耶律乙辛偷窥到辽道宗耶律洪基的老婆萧观音与伶人赵惟一勾搭成奸,害得皇后最终被赐死。唐明皇李隆基到儿子家串门,偷看到儿媳妇杨玉环洗澡,色心大起,进而演绎出一段惊天地泣鬼神的爱情连续剧,留下名垂千古的《长恨歌》之外,还留下了名胜古迹兼旅游圣地华清池。“在天愿为比翼鸟”的爱情故事,归根结底其实是一个偷窥的故事。
历史上最得人心的偷窥者是一个叫“牛郎”的人,织女姐姐下凡洗澡,正巧被外出放牛的牛郎同学看到,织女姐姐被迫委身于他,进而演绎出一番令人扼腕的爱情悲剧。由于动机单纯,结局悲凉,偷窥者牛郎得到了广大人民的同情与肯定。
时至今日,人们对于偷窥的兴趣依然未减,莎朗·斯通主演的电影《偷窥》轰动一时,在窗前放一个望远镜窥探他人私生活几乎成了时尚,美国电视剧《六人行》里,那几个都市男女就以偷窥临楼一个丑陋裸男的生活为乐。木子美披露自己性生活细节的博客引发万人齐观的壮观景象,最后竟导致网站瘫痪。最轰动的集体偷窥事件莫过于璩美凤被偷拍事件。后来璩美凤出了一本书,广告词是“你已经看过了我的身体,请看我的心”,这本书的销售量可想而知不会太好,因为很明显,大众关心的不是她的心而是她的身体。
科技越来越昌明,网络越来越普及,在这个四处泛滥窃听器、针孔摄像头及红外透视摄影机的时代,我们的隐私保护也越来越脆弱。正如卞之琳那首叫《断章》的诗:“你站在桥上看风景,看风景人在楼上看你。”在我们津津有味地偷窥他人生活的时候,是否也有人在某个角落默默地注视着我们?我们是否如《楚门的世界》里那个男子一样,全然不觉地生活在一个被窥探的世界里?
看看新闻:章子怡情挑霍启山,李冰冰酒店会情郎,刘嘉玲酒店遭偷拍……就连快要被人遗忘的“老艺术家”李金斗,也就这么一个不留神栽进了“针孔”摄像头的偷拍之下……我们在娱乐的同时,难道没有一种兔死狐悲的惊惶?
电影《手机》的结尾,严守一抱着手机蹲在马桶上,仿佛抱了一个手雷,脸上满是恐惧的表情——天大地大,他竟无所遁形。而在这样一个隐私作古的年代,无所遁形的又岂止一个严守一?
2 ) Cell Phone and the Cinema of Infidelity
Cell Phone (2003) marks the culmination of the popular cultural preoccupation with infidelity. A famous TV talk show host Yan Shouyi, tries without success to maintain the delicate network of lies and concealments that allow him to have two different mistresses in addition to his estranged wife.
The story starts in a small town where the town’s first telephone, which signifies the modernization in China, has just been installed. In a small village nearby, a young man Yan Shouyi takes a peasant woman to the town to make a phone call to her husband. About twenty years later, the middle-aged Yan Shouyi has already become a popular TV talk show host in a big city, owning a wife, a nice job, a BMW, and a mistress. His life and work would not have taken this path if he had not been equipped with a cell phone, the latest wireless communication technology. But the Cell Phone also causes the end of his marriage: his wife accidentally answers a phone call from his mistress complaining about his absence from a date.
After getting a divorce, Yan starts a new relationship with a college teacher, Shen Xue, while still occasionally dating his old mistress, Wu Yue. On the several occasions when his double life is about to be discovered by Shen, Yan deftly covers the truth with lies. His close friend Fei Muo, a university professor and producer for his television show, is also involved in a similar love affair with a graduate student, which is soon discovered by his wife. Eventually, Yan’s infidelity is discovered by Shen who sees a digital picture of Yan and Wu making love, a picture taken by the digital camera built into Wu’s new cell phone. Not only is Yan’s relationship destroyed, his career also ends as Wu threatens to expose their relationship and takes over his position as the talk show host. At the end of the film, throwing his cell phone into fire, Yan swears that he will never again own one. Then after a dip-to-black, the film welcomes a second ending, Yan’s niece, who is also from the same village, becomes a cell phone saleswoman and comes to demonstrate the latest product to his uncle Yan. (Zhang, 135)
Given the obvious Marxist bent of Cell Phone’s rhetoric and its fable-like narrative of the dangers of commodity fetishism, one might easily conclude the film as criticism of the effects of rapid economic transformation in urban China, and denial of male dominance. However, underneath this reading which is merely based on the resolution provided by the film, we can find both the cultural underpinning and ideological impacts of the film, whether they are conscious directorial decisions or not, are the other way around.
The film is based on patriarchal and post-socialist assumptions in the first place. The leading character, wealthy, successful TV host Yan Shouyi, is representing the controlling patriarchal order and the ruling class. The young and charming mistress Wu Yue, on the other hand, is a sexual object and an oppressed worker reinforcing and perpetuating an exploitative capitalistic scheme. Yu Wenjuan, the pregnant wife and later the mother of Yan’s only child, is a cheap labor whose family value in undertaking housework and fostering children is totally underestimated and neglected by both the character Yan and the filmmaker Feng. Shen Xue, the successor of Yu and Wu, is a wonderful replacement of the two women, since she functions as both mistress and wife and has the highest total value. Therefore, marriage and divorce follow the rules of product exchange. The values of women as sexual commodities are estimated by their male owner, based on evaluation and grading of their sexual attractiveness and productivity among others.
In the second place, the narration neglects and degrades women’s family values.
While there are scenes of Yan Shouyi working at the TV station and attending meeting with his colleagues, which confirms his value in production, there is hardly any scene of the women working. In addition, among the values of women, the four structures proposed by Mitchell, sexuality is emphasized against reproduction, and socialization. While there are a lot of scenes of Yan Shouyi flirting and having fun with her young and passionate mistress Wu Yue, there is hardly any scene of him and the older and less attractive wife spending time together. The cinematic representation of the reproduction process of Yan’s first wife is almost absent in the film. Having been pregnant for months, Yu Wenjuan did not inform her husband at all, and Yan is only informed several months after divorce by his ex-brother-in-law that his first wife had already given birth to their baby and needs money from him.
Hiding behind socialization of children and the new motherhood are deeper oppressions of women. Spending a lot of time and energy nurturing the kid, the woman Yu did not get the compensation in improving her own social status; instead she lost her job in the big city after she went back to her hometown. As the value of socialization of children is often neglected by the society, this part of the plot is also omitted in the film, and is only told through Yan’s narration, serving as an obstacle that hinders and adds drama to Yan’s women pursuing career. As her value looks invisible, Yan replaces his first wife not with his mistress whose value only lies in sexuality, but with a beautiful college professor Shen Xue who seems to be a more serious and proper wife candidate, but also has the sexual disposition of a mistress.
From Yan’s perspective, all the three women can be valued on a materialistic basis. Women become commodities, and their sexual attractiveness, job, education status are all counted in their exchange value while man is the buyer who has the right of choice because of his economic power and dominance in a patriarchal society.
Extramarital relationship is a fatal violation of Chinese social norms and a tradition that often punishes the woman for such “immoral transgression” (Cui 181). In Cell Phone, the mistress Wu Yue, became the conflict's cause and the incarnation of immorality instead of the Male character Yan Shouyi. As an advanced prostitute, she would love to sell her body in exchange for money and power. And, ultimately, she threatens to replace Yan Shouyi as a television talk show host by using the photo she took in her cell phone. Thus, Yan Shouyi becomes the victimized character pitied by the audiences instead of the evil woman.
The resolution of the film, Yan Shouyi’s abandoning of the cell phone, which may seem like a self-criticism, is actually a displacement and denial of the guilt and regret by reprimanding the modern technology and communication device. Cell phone becomes the scapegoat for Yan Shouyi, the hypocritical and immoral character, and therefore the patriarchal and capitalist order behind the story, which was supposedly to be criticized, is actually being extended sympathy.
Depicted as the direct cause of all the conflicts between the protagonist and the three female characters, cell phone, the symbol of post-socialist modernity seems to be criticized. Rui concludes that Cell Phone addresses the subject through the director’s satirical take on consumerism and his exposure of the moral crises and ethical issues brought by expansion of high technology into our everyday lives (Zhang, 136). However, in the first 90 minutes of the film, a fantasy of the patriarchal and post-socialist (capitalist) utopia was already created for the male audiences: mistress as a symbol and accessory of urban success. Female audiences were also given a utilitarian fantasy integrated with the narcissistic and masochistic visual pleasure: being someone’s mistress is the shortcut to wealth and success. Thus, the film belittles the value of women, and denies women's independent existential meaning.
In addition to the narrative constructed to propagate the attractive image of the “successful personage” that has represented the “new ideology” of contemporary China, an image that endorses a reality of growing class differences and income disparities, Feng Xiaogang adopts a lot of meta-cinematic elements in Cell Phone to offset the seriousness of his own criticism, a technique abundantly used in his early films. There are ample shots within the TV station, such as the staff operating camera, and outtakes of the TV host Yan who says his lines wrong, that remind the audiences to question the authenticity of their own movie watching experience. There is also a lot of inserting advertisements for cell phones that deconstructs the movie’s final critical stance towards post-socialist modernity. As the audiences identify and follow the male protagonist throughout the film, they highly enjoy and celebrate his material wealth and “romantic affairs” brought about by his professional success in the patriarchal and post-socialist order. In the meantime, they also accept a message that all women, whether they are educated or not, college professor or press editor, wife or mistress, are all annexed to the life of men.
As McGrath noticed, the basic narrative structure of Cell Phone already had become so common by the end of the 1990s as to constitute a cinematic genre in itself, a genre that offers fable-like narratives of the moral dilemmas confronted by protagonists facing dramatic changes in personal economics as well as libidinal possibilities in the reform era. In such films, a man takes on one or more extramarital lovers after achieving some sort of economic success and social elevation (McGrath, 98). In many cases, a man’s ability to defy his wife is supported by both his male role and some sort of economic success. Even though these films reveal the social issues of the oppression of women, they neither provide a solution nor hold a feministic point of view that attempt to liberate women. Instead, they stand in line with the successful male protagonists, and celebrate the current patriarchal and post-socialist status quo. In a word, these films are women-concerned, but not at all feminist films.
Supposedly a subgenre of family melodrama that aims to criticize the social immorality and educate the audiences, the actual impact of the “cinema of infidelity” is rather doubtful. An example is the sex diary scandal of Han Feng, the former senior tobacco official, which culminates the “mistress fashion” in 2010. Even more dramatic than Feng’s films, the purported diary, written in graphic detail, includes boasts that Han was enjoying sex romps with many different women while taking bribes and attending banquets. Populated by Internet users, Han’s case is just one in a million of the government officials and the privileged stratum in Mainland China.
3 ) 再看《手机》,发觉了冯小刚滑头和暧昧
早在五六年前,也就是本科的时候,看过了冯小刚在2003年的电影《手机》,那时候不知道这件事和崔永元竟然有这么大的牵连,更不知道这部电影直接影响了崔永元此后十几年的生活,不管是家庭、事业,还是自己的心理健康,我那时候还只是把它当做一个反映现代通信技术的社会问题片,因为手机和网络即时通信的发达,势必会改变原先的人际关系,正如片中费墨说的一句话“太近了,近的人都喘不过气喽!”
但是如今再次观看时,结合崔永元爆出的一系列事件,以及对《手机》和崔永元的复杂关系的了解,这部电影成为了一个十足的怪物,一个模棱两可的道德审判,没有人可以从这部电影中确切知道导演冯小刚到底想要说些什么,这在他两年前的电影《大腕》中却迥然不同,那部电影真正批判了现代传媒和广告效应,把社会的荒唐和可笑悉数抖落,直到你发现:所谓的社会热点,其实就是一次巨大的营销事件。
而《手机》这部电影却截然不同,这是一个借助手机通信讲述婚恋关系的伦理片,片中严守一历经了三个女人,前妻于文娟,虽然对这个角色刻画不多,但是从严守一奶奶的态度来看,这个女人绝对是个负责顾家的好媳妇;而第二个女人是直接导致严守一婚姻破裂的武月,由范冰冰饰演,她是一个出版社的编辑,但是却和严守一保持了三年多的婚外情关系,是个十足的小三,而从最后来看,她也城府颇深,有胆识有手腕。
最后一个女人是徐帆饰演的沈雪,这个女人是严守一在和于文娟离婚后,找到的女朋友,他在沈雪身上看到了于文娟的影子,觉得他是个顾家、贤惠的女人,和武月不同,她会想着严守一,很多事为他考虑,而不像武月那样只顾及自己的念头。
而从这里也看出了严守一的婚恋观:找媳妇——那种可以与之相伴一生的女人,尽量找相貌平平但是贤惠周到的女人,也就是心心念念想着丈夫,而自己又不会朝三暮四;但是在稳定的婚姻之外,还需要一个热情火辣、性感诱人的年轻女郎,对于她,不需要什么贤惠顾家,只需要一夜潇洒。
而在武月最后的威胁后,严守一和沈雪也走向了分手,而他自己那著名主持人的位子也被迫拱手相让给了武月。
在《手机》里面,这种婚恋观也同样复制到了节目策划人费墨的身上,他虽然总是找借口说自己和女学生只是“谈而论道”,但是最终还是因为和女学生掰扯不开的关系,毁了自己的家庭和人生。
这两个社会上层文化精英式的中年男性,都经历了这些破事,在《手机》中,这仿佛就是一个必然且不可逃避的事实,更为无耻地是:费墨在事情败露之后,竟然将这个“罪责”放到了手机头上,因为在他看来,如果是在中国古代科举制的时候,上京赶考两三年,在外面再怎么花天酒地,家里的黄脸婆也不知道,简而言之:手机误我!
这些中年男性精英分子掌握着社会上的绝大部分资源,他们只要防护措施做得好,在外面有几个小三并不困难,社会话语权、财富、人际背景,每一项都足以让出轨欲望分分钟膨胀,仅就这一点来说,冯小刚的《手机》并不虚假,它所反映的事件有着最基本的社会剧情,如同《蜗居》中的宋思明一样,坐拥宽大的房子,开着路虎越野车,还在房地产调控这块有着相当大的权力和手腕,想要沾花惹草,从来只需要一个眼神。
但是冯小刚无意探讨“这些男人”在饲养小三时的复杂内心,以及在志得意满后对于社会的游戏态度。
《手机》对于“严守一们”更多的叙事策略是:我的确希望可以堂堂正正搞外遇,可惜没有一个老婆愿意我这么做,那么我只好退而求其次,和性感女郎到宾馆偷腥,即使事情败露,那么也不觉得自己错了,我可以再去找下一个“于文娟们”,反正凭借我的身份,我可以这么做啊!但我却是一个“顾家”的男人,当我前妻有了我的孩子,我必会倾尽全力照顾她们;当前妻没工作了,我也要冒着风险给她找工作。总而言之:我虽然坏,但是作为“男人的责任”,我一个都不落下!
这种充满男权意味的潜叙事,其实在昭示着一个被他们默认的事实:所谓的“男人的责任”是我可以用经济物质罩着一切;而与此相对应的是,在我们辛苦拼搏一切后,我们也有“男人的特权”,那就是可以在妻子不知情的情况下偷腥沾荤。
因为在冯小刚的镜头下,严守一并不是一个负面人物,他照顾老家的亲戚,对奶奶十分孝敬,对于前妻呵护备至,对于儿子更是得忍受想见而不能见的痛苦;费墨也同样如此,虽然他最终被妻子识破和女学生的奸情,但是他却总是为自己辩护,说他本来是要开房,但是经过艰难的思想斗争,他最后还是止步于和女学生“谈而论道”,所以,其实他是被冤枉的。
这种做了婊子还立贞洁牌坊,偷了荤腥还说是鱼自己跳到嘴里的,完全是一种虚伪和狡猾,然而冯小刚处理严守一和费墨并没有像处理《大腕》中的王小柱,也没有像处理《天下无贼》中的黎叔,他是用一种凄凉、残酷和无奈的情绪氤氲在影片的开头和结尾。
那首《牛三斤》的戏谑歌词竟然被处理成了一种挽歌和哀悼,而严守一作茧自缚的结局,在冯小刚的滑头和暧昧态度中,竟然平添了几分受害人的意味,仿佛是手机和现代通信残害了这个精英分子,仿佛一切的苦难和恶果都不是严守一的自作自受,而是被人栽赃陷害。
这种混乱而毫无批判态度的处理手段,连同崔永元最近爆出的事件连起来看,更是让人哭笑不得:银幕外,原本无辜的人却被“陷害”成搞小三的渣男;而银幕内,原本自作自受的渣男,却被洗白成一个有苦说不出的怨男。
这个社会,真的很奇妙。
4 ) 《手機》不過是一部有關外遇和謊言的電影。
說穿了,馮小剛執導的《手機》不過是一部有關外遇和謊言的電影。
筆者本來設想這是一部批判新世代通訊科技-手機的故事,但只要剝下表層的營銷包裝和認清於電影裡刻意營造的有關手機的片面判詞,我們不難發覺本片就探討手機之害這一預設母題完全不夠深度而單純是一個晃子。
本片的主戲在於電視節目名嘴嚴守一如何糾纏於有了自己孩子的前妻文娟、激情外遇武月和理想妻子沈雪三個女人之間的故事。
上面的澄清旨在讓觀眾莫要錯誤對號,而並非把電影判成掛羊頭賣狗肉之流。整個故事其實都繫於手機之上,只是手機的角色並非主題卻是促進劇情的工具。電影的每個轉折,比如是嚴守一與前妻離婚、他與沈雪的最後分別以至奶奶最後過身的姍姍來遲,均得算到手機的頭上;甚至談及電影的另一原素-謊言也是緊密的連袂到手機之上,事關嚴守一於電影裡撒的每一個謊言均是有關手機的,故此,就編劇的完整統一性而言,本片確是一絕。
從上面可見,本片的故事絕不新穎甚至說成過份簡單也未嘗不可,但只要小心留意細部劇情,筆者又發現當中不乏佳句。
比如是嚴守一作為電視節目名嘴本身就是個絕妙設置,隨著劇情的發展,嚴守一主持的節目【有一說一】便正好有對應的清談主題。說謊、心裡有病這兩場便恰到好處地對嚴守一當下的處境作了輕鬆幽默的自嘲。這種以對白闡明母題的手法本來流於單純直接屬低手之作,唯配合起主角職業的預設,又反過來為這種淺白的手法提供了非常合理的解釋,故這種借力打力的編劇技巧就確是值得一讚的地方了。
其他有關嚴守一如何「處心積慮」撒謊的設計也同時是表現馮小剛幽默本色的佳句。另外相加起筆者最欣賞的中國演員-葛優精湛的演出,《手機》絕對是一部國內罕有的具通俗娛樂性的佳作。
5 ) 七十年代人的爱情观
普希金说:“一切过去的,都将成为美好的回忆。”中国人的崇古思想尤为严重,若对现实失望,便会幽幽地叹上一句“人心不古”。例如感情这回事,在社会普遍缺乏忠贞感的年代,人们把希冀的目光投回古代,古典式爱情成了现代人最后一根救命稻草。
果真如此吗?对于这个问题,《手机》里的费老是这么说的:“古时候好啊,上京赶考,几年不回,回来的时候,你说什么都是成立的。”艳羡之情,溢于言表。当然,费老所憧憬的并非古典忠贞的爱情,而是由于交通和通讯不便所造成的偷情契机。
中国最忠贞的爱情故事据说来自古时的牛郎和织女。一条大河波浪宽,没有稻花香两岸,牛郎的爱情始于大河,困于大河,也算是因果循环。
不过上世纪70生人普遍受周星驰解构、颠覆思想的影响,传说里痴情专一的牛郎在他们看来并不是个绝种好男人。首先,牛郎是以一个偷窥者的身份出现,体现了其低劣的道德水准;其次,趁织女洗澡时偷其衣物,这是恋物癖的典型症状;第三,在织女一丝不挂时进行谈判,胁迫织女嫁给自己。这样的行为放到现代就是一个不折不扣的流氓罪,可挪到古代却变成了值得歌颂的爱情故事。所以现代人的爱情观念不一定就是那么低俗和赤裸裸,把一切罪过归结于时代是站不住脚的。
上世纪70年代生人是目前中国社会的主体,可偏偏处在一个夹缝中的尴尬境地。美国人爱把他们的人群按年龄划分成“迷惘一代”、“垮掉一代”、“嬉皮一代”。在中国,如果说生于60年代是“过于责任”的一代,生于80年代是“物质的一代”——把握物质,并被物质把握。那么处于夹心饼干中间的70年代人则是“孤独自我”的一代,他们处于保守和反叛的交汇处,骨子里的保守和现代反叛的教育糅合形成了独特、矛盾的价值观和爱情观。他们不相信天荒地老,没想过从一而终,却也不怎么游戏爱情,本质上还是渴望传统的情感与生活方式。
就像夹心饼干最精华的部分在中间一样,或许70年代人对待感情的态度更为理性和客观。格非在小说《初恋》的结尾这样写:“我们信誓旦旦,永不分离;我们未雨绸缪,时刻准备,各奔东西。”细致入微地描绘出70年代人的爱情观。
6 ) [戏梗]《手机》3次含沙射影,崔永元不炮轰才怪!
最近《手机2》开拍引起崔永元炮轰,想必大家都跟老衲一样充满了好奇心,崔永元为什么这么冲动,他疯了?
于是老衲去查了相关信息,发现这件事缘起冯小刚2003年的贺岁片《手机》,这部电影的主角叫严守一,他是谈话节目的主持人,因为手机而引发了他婚外恋的故事。这电影本来跟崔永元没关系,但当年电影上映前冯小刚邀请了崔永元见面并被记者抓拍到,于是电影上映后媒体捕风捉影猜测严守一的原型是崔永元,崔永元觉得自己被冯小刚摆了一刀,于是崔永元和《手机》由此结怨。
而电影《手机》中有很多情节就是含沙射影的崔永元,老衲今天就来带大家看看,《手机》中含沙射影的那些剧情。
话不多说,现在发车!
戏梗一:节目道歉
“大家晚上好,这里是《有一说一》,我是严守一。今天和大家讨论的话题是‘结婚几年是个坎’,这个节目的策划是我们这里新来的女大学生小马,她现在还没有结婚。”
众人又笑了。严守一对这种利用调侃别人获取利益的手法也开始讨厌,但它在节目中屡试不爽。
严守一:“在讨论开始之前,我先向大家和电视机前的观众做一个检讨。上次在‘我们如今没发明’这期节目中,我把蒸汽机的发明者说成是牛顿。我们节目的总策划费墨先生,他是一名大学教授,和瓦特比较熟,便说蒸汽机不是牛顿发明的。刚才我给牛顿打了一个电话,牛顿也说蒸汽机比较平常,要发明咱就发现地球引力。看来我错了,在此我向广大的电视观众致以深深的歉意!”
严守一向电视镜头深深鞠了一躬。现场鼓掌,笑。
在严守一主持节目的时候,费墨和其他一些《有一说一》栏目的工作人员在导播室通过一排监视器在观看严守一的主持。当严守一说到费墨和给牛顿打电话时,众人笑了,都看费墨。费墨看着监视器,也笑了。
监视器中的严守一似乎已跨过了过去和现在给他积累的许多障碍,主持开始顺溜和忘我:“结婚几年是个坎?三年,五年?俗话说七年之痒。我现在结婚十年,已经过了这个坎,我主持节目倒是七年。现场有多少结婚七年以上的?”
[戏梗] 《手机》含沙射影崔永元之一:节目道歉_哔哩哔哩 (゜-゜)つロ 干杯~-bilibili
▲ 老衲有话说:小说中这一段主要是严守一在节目中以一个玩笑的方式向观众道歉,他上次在节目中把发明蒸汽机的瓦特说成了牛顿,并说给牛顿打电话引发观众大笑。
电影中为了更突显手机的主题,也为了让严守一这个幽默的道歉显得更自然,则把蒸汽机改成了电话,严守一把发明电话的贝尔说成了瓦特,并顺道说出给瓦特打了电话。
而这场戏是严守一独自一个人在台上讲话,小说中可以直接写他说了什么,但如果电影中一个人单独在镜头前说一大堆话就显得有些死板。所以这个镜头导演采用了移动拍摄,从广义说,运动拍摄的各种方式都为移动拍摄。但在通常的意义上,移动拍摄专指把摄影、摄像机安放在运载工具上,沿水平面在移动中拍摄对象。移动拍摄在这里的好处就是,让一个静态不动的主持人,变成了移动的镜头,死板的单口讲话变得更灵动。
而当年崔永元在一期节目中将刘备说的“勿以善小而不为,勿以恶小而为之”错说成了孟子说的话,在下期节目中他为此向电视观众道歉,还幽默地说给孟子打了电话。联想电影中的这一段,含沙射影不言而喻。
戏梗二:农村老家
三天之后,院墙砌好了,新门楼也盖起来了。严守一让两个厨子做了两桌酒席,在新院子摆开,招待大家。黑砖头买了一挂鞭炮,挂在新门楼上,“噼里啪啦”崩了一阵。十几个人抽着烟,散坐在两张桌子上。
费墨是客,被让到主桌的首席。沈雪也被两个厨子推坐在费墨旁边。费墨起身让严守一他奶,老太太坐在院中的枣树下,摇着头笑了。院墙和门楼已经砌好,她就不再说什么。沈雪也来让,黑砖头:“奶不会喝酒,不让她坐,吃饭时,给她盛碗菜就成了。”
严守一虽然是主人,但有黑砖头在,他就没有往桌前坐,系着围裙,在帮着厨子往桌上端菜。宴席开始之前,黑砖头煞有介事地摆摆手,让大家安静下来,以主人身份说:“砌墙盖屋,是件大事,村里是来帮忙的,都因为说得着。靠娘忙了几天,不说别的了,喝!”
然后并没有让大家喝,而是拎着酒瓶,绕开众人,绕到费墨跟前,把酒往费墨面前的菜碟里倒。边倒边说:“费先生,你是北京来的客,来到俺这穷乡僻壤,俺是大老粗,几天来穷忙,对你照顾不周,所谓不周,是言语不周,饭菜也不周,请费先生海涵。”
[戏梗] 《手机》含沙射影崔永元之二:农村老家_哔哩哔哩 (゜-゜)つロ 干杯~-bilibili
▲ 老衲有话说:小说中这段主要写严守一农村老家盖完房子,邀请众人吃饭犒劳并庆祝新居落成之喜。在宴席上大家推杯换盏,互相敬酒。整个场面欢天喜地,热闹异常。
而电影为了展现欢天喜地,热闹异常这一场景,则一开始运用了大全景镜头拍摄,大全景包含整个拍摄主体及周遭大环境的画面,通常用来作影视作品的环境介绍,因此被叫做最广的镜头。
导演先用大全景展示了参与宴席的所有人的状态,而具体到人物见敬酒的镜头则换成了中景和半身景。中景,俗称“七分像”,指摄取人物小腿以上部分的镜头,或用来拍摄与此相当的场景的镜头,是表演性场面的常用景别。半身景,俗称“半身像”,指从腰部到头的景致,也称为“中近景”。
导演运用大全景到中景和半身景的切换,完成了文字中整体欢天喜地的场景到具体人物动作的变化。
崔永元的老家是河北农村,电影中严守一的老家是河南农村,阿弥陀佛,施主们有没有联想到什么?
戏梗三:美女接班
确实好长时间没有这么好过。两个多小时。两人大汗淋漓,倒真像掉进了河里。由于出了汗,两人的酒倒醒了。床上的毯子,早被他们踢蹉到地上。完事后,两人一身光,并排躺在床上。喘息片刻,严守一吐出领带,想起身穿衣服,又被伍月扳倒在床上。这时伍月拿起床头柜上自己的手机,对着床上“啪”“啪”拍了几下,让严守一看手机画面。手机屏幕上是几张严守一和伍月的裸体照片。裸体上了手机有些变形,不像刚才的实际感觉那么好。
这时一阵疲惫袭上身来,严守一开始有些懊悔,一边说:“以后不能这样了。”
一边想将手机上的照片删掉,但手机一把被伍月夺了过去。
严守一:“知你换了新手机,有这功能。你拍它干什么?”
伍月:“留个纪念。”
严守一还夺那手机:“删了吧,别让人看见。”
伍月躲手机:“我就是想让人看见。”
严守一这时看伍月,发现伍月的神情有些不对。他一边拿过一件衬衫盖到自己身上,一边忽撸伍月的头:“别学傻,我知道对不起你,但我们只能这样。我跟沈雪,已经在一起大半年了。”
伍月:“我不是让你娶我。”
严守一看着伍月:“那你想干什么?”
伍月:“我给你前妻找了一个工作,你也给你前情人找一工作吧。”
严守一奇怪:“你不是有工作吗?”
伍月:“你们《有一说一》不是正招女主持人吗?我想去面试。”
[戏梗] 《手机》含沙射影崔永元之三:美女接班_哔哩哔哩 (゜-゜)つロ 干杯~-bilibili
▲ 老衲有话说:小说中伍月跟严守一亲热完之后用照片来要挟严守一,伍月想通过这个把柄,让严守一帮助他竞《有一说一》的主持人。
而照片是个静态的物件,在电影的表达中缺乏灵动性,而且艳照这种东西只能打马赛克。所以电影中把艳照改成了两人亲热的录音,这样观众不仅听得灵动,还可以避免审核问题。
而两人在宾馆里听录音也太静止了,直接拍出来就是两个人在那里保持姿势不动,未免太无聊。所以这段镜头一开始使用了摇动拍摄,摇动拍摄指摄影、摄像机位置不动,机身依托于三角架上的底盘作上下、左右、旋转等运动,使观众如同站在原地环顾、打量周围的人或事物。导演以此来避免了太过于静态而显得无聊的问题。
而崔永元当年的节目叫《实话实说》,严守一主持的节目叫《有一说一》,内容如出一辙。不仅如此,接替崔永元主持节目的是美女,接替严守一主持的也是伍月这个美女。这种含沙射影,怕是傻子都能懂的吧?
这是我们谷臻故事工场戏梗栏目的第20期推文,我们用原著小说和电影镜头对比,来帮助大家解读好故事。
* 本文文字及影视画面属于原版权方
这片把男人那点儿秘密都说出来了,戏谑之余,确实有可挖掘的东西,冯小刚最有内容的一部片子~~
最近因为手机2掀起轩然大波,所以又回看一下这部片子。感觉剧本还是很扎实的,确实有影射崔的意思,不怪小崔郁闷了
弹幕说“聪明的女人闭一只眼 愚蠢的女人亲手毁掉婚姻”、“知道的越多越伤心”、“查账单的女人有病”…弹幕确实和剧情一样讽刺 请问要这样的人渣有何用 要这样畸形的爱情有何意义 送一首歌给各位渣大爷:啊人渣再见 啊人渣再见 人渣再见吧再见吧再见吧
片子本身可以,不评价。小时候只看到过结尾,也不知影射谁,心想是多大仇撕成这样?刚刚看完全片改变了看法,我要是崔,能把他们撕出银河系。
范姐姐最高~~~~
《手机》的手机过时了,《手机》的故事却不会过时,人的贪婪、懦弱、背叛在科技时代只会被放大,有人把电影当喜剧看,我却觉得能当警示恒言看
冯小刚的电影总能直击人心,讽刺中的现实,戏谑中的悲哀。
时隔十几年依然觉得这部电影仍然具备现实意义。
国产电影中有一股风气,就是痞子当道,鉴于编剧、导演的水平和格局,拍出来的净是些劈腿啊睡学生啊这种流氓才会干的事情。这部片就算其一。
真实的讽刺了当下社会现实,我个人感觉教育意义大于故事本身!
冯小刚很多老电影拿到今天依然很有意义
当年刚开始出现手机,人与人之间的距离限制一下子就没有了,可是靠得太近,也很容易产生矛盾。没有手机的时候无论自己干什么,也没有人来打扰而且无人知晓,可是因为手机,人与人之间架起了一种直接的联系,做过的事情也没有办法轻易摆脱了。当下更需要这一部电影的价值观,智能手机的普及、视频通话的兴盛,这些东西都把我们每个人拉得太近了,我微信设置了自动拒绝语音通话,这也被我身边的人说过很多次,有的人也说我不正常,所以有事儿能直接给我发消息可以不要一个语音通话直接甩过来吗?但是这部电影我还是感觉缺了什么,因为讲的是出轨,这本身就是一件亏心事儿,把出轨被发现的缘由安在了手机上面,我也感觉手机有点冤枉。
牛三斤 牛三斤 你的对象叫吕桂花 吕桂花叫我问问你 最近你还要回来吗
电影本身拍的还可以,但是影射抹黑别人的做法的确不地道
真的是把生活展现在舞台上,我们感情生活并不轰轰烈烈,但平凡的生活却处处是陷阱
至今仍觉得这是冯小刚最好的片子,因为提出了时代问题,接地气,不乱甩段子卖贫嘴,当然大部分要归功于刘震云的原作。徐帆的表演风格恰好对了这个角色,后面片子都过火,跟冯导的心气儿一样。
「处心积虑证明在乎你。」这种谎言的遮羞布还真是张口就来啊。这部电影中的男性都花心,女性都悲哀。相对于“正房”们刨根问底的自寻烦恼,反倒是武月显得通透。知道自己需要什么,也知道自己得不到什么。青岛旅馆里那一滴泪来得很灵,画龙点睛,让武月成为这部电影中最鲜活的配角。
最近因为崔永元的事情看了一下这部电影。就电影本身来说拍的不错,至于崔与冯的恩怨,还是支持崔。这事儿,还是冯导做的不地道在先。打交道嘛,有来有往,你不地道就别怪别人对你不好。
你看看冯小刚电影的现实意义,多么深重啊~里面的范爷多么威武啊~
牛三斤,牛三斤。